let's talk about sex

LOL Soni! We DTD on my due date with DD2 for that exact reason ... I did go into labor about 8 hours later :) Might have to try that trick again with this one ...

LOL, love all the responses, so funny!

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Originally Posted by auroara78

Okay well now that I'm pregnant I have zero zilch nada interest in sex, when just a few weeks ago, I was asking my husband for it all the time, haha. I feel like my DH has done his job making me preggers and I just don't want to see his willy anymore.

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This is me! :rofl:

lol when I get pregnant my husband sighs and says "well I guess you wont be needing me anymore huh?" lol because I am tired of sex I dont wont it anymore for awhile lol

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Originally Posted by DoulaMama

LOL! My last pregnancy was pretty bad in sex life area...We dtd maybe 10x the entire pregnancy...
It's pretty bad this time too. I nurse til month 4-5 of pregnancy, I have 3 children under 5, I weigh 200lbs right now, my nipples are ultra sensitive....The last thing I want to do is get sexy and try sticking a banana through the eye of a needle;) Or atleast that's what it feels like to me ~ LOL I need to use half a bottle of lube before I even think about it and then by the time it starts to feel ok, it's been so damn long since we've had sex that my hubby lasts 10 mins and BAM. We're done.

I reserve sex for when I don't feel like a pregnant manatee ;) Thank goodness I have a somewhat understanding husband...and a gag reflex that can handle once weekly sessions;) LOL!!

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LOL. I have no other words. LOL

I really never understood the "sexy when pregnant" thing. I think that is a lie pregnant women who are presently larger than they would like to be tell themselves to make them feel better. Who feels sexy swollen?

Totally, I never got that sexy when pregnant thing ..well unless you're Heidi Klum. I just felt like a beached whale. It was so difficult to sit at a desk or a table with the tummy in the way :rofl:

Awesome thread Auroara! I needed a laugh today.
I knew I was pg with DS2 (unplanned) because I was suddenly desperate to BD. I remembered the same thing happening when I was first pg with DS1 and thought 'uh oh'. Needless to say my libido didn't stay that way for long. We also BD to try and bring on labour. It is the closest I have ever come to a threesome. A little weird. And it didn't work.
I think I am worse when B/F though, as I don't want anyone near my body when a little one has been attached to my boobs for half the day.

I hear you, Peony! Hehe, thanks for your story, too!

my sex drive is still MIA, hahaha!

First trimester-- I can't stand the smell of DH, like his deodorant or even the lingering scent of soap after he bathes. I always feel like vomiting. DM you mentioned you have a decent gag reflex....your DH is lucky cause I have a hard time brushing and flossing let alone sticking anything bigger in my mouth! Second Trimester--I can't have enough sex. I want it all the time and usually can't wait for the kids to go to sleep :) but still horrible gag reflex, poor DH--and last trimester I feel so big we don't actually have intercourse except near the end when i'm hoping it puts me into labor! As for BF--that's when I have NO libido. I'm dry as a menopausal woman and even hearing the baby make a sound will just ruin it for me and my breasts are 110% off limits. I will wear a bra to bed and really just hope DH is asleep before the baby :)