If sperm take 72 days to form....

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hobbermittens

My DH is getting tired of all the ball monitoring too! I can't wait for all this "testing-worrying-eatingtoomuch-askingtoomanyquestions" to be over. Lola, I always wondered how the dancers made their packages so perfect! Is he worried that his belt will cook the swimmers? DM's DH is proof that it might not matter so much; good to hear!

p.s. hey Sweetlily!

---

Hey Weezie! Good to see you again!!!!!!

Hobbers, yes, the dancebelt is like a thick bra for balls, with a thong in the back. He HATES it, but is so used to it now. I laugh every time I see him in it or see them in the laundry. So, when he's rehearsing (which he does for 7 hours a day during the season, which starts in a week and lasts through March), he has to wear the dancebelt, then some spandex or tights or something, then some warm-up pants over it usually. I have a huge fear that it makes them way too hot. Which is why I am really hoping we did it this month so we don't have to ttc when he has to wear it!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by SpicyTunaSushi

Poor guy- don't make him miserable. I just meant my DH always radiates heat at night.

---

He slept in a boxer last night and he was just fine. But who care anymore Im a little sick and everyone says not to ttc.

how do you guys check or monitor their balls' temp???? any specific way?

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hobbermittens

It must not ALWAYS be cold--I see your avatar picture of your boys at the beach! :)

---

Lol, you're right, there was that one day in April .... :D We also go to the beach in the cold and rain!!

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by gizmo77

how do you guys check or monitor their balls' temp???? any specific way?

---

I just tuck a meat thermometer down there and check it occasionally....LOL

Sorry, couldn't resist... You can tell how hot they are by how far away from the body they hang. If the scrotum is dangling way far away, like a Billy goat, those little guys are hot;)

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by DoulaMama

I just tuck a meat thermometer down there and check it occasionally....LOL

Sorry, couldn't resist... You can tell how hot they are by how far away from the body the hang. If the scrotum is dangling way far away, like a Billy goat, those little guys are hot;)

---

This is often how I know when the kids are sick (at least when they're young enough for me to be changing nappies!).

EWWWW, DM, I just had the worst visual of low hanging goat balls on a human man, LMAO!!! Personally, I just reach down and feel them, which my DH likes, but then he DOESN'T like the commentary..."they feel hot!!!! you're killing all the sperm!"

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by DoulaMama

I just tuck a meat thermometer down there and check it occasionally....LOL

Sorry, couldn't resist... You can tell how hot they are by how far away from the body they hang. If the scrotum is dangling way far away, like a Billy goat, those little guys are hot;)

---

omg this is funny! But thanks for the tip on hanging balls !! I did not know this! Ok now I know what I will do when DH comes home...Im so checking this every day !They better don't hang!:mad::rofl:

This thread is getting hilarious! I notice that DH's hang a lot lower after he showers, which I know means his showers are too hot! I have been telling him NOT to shower for the past few days, but he is getting ripe, so tonight he's getting a cool, short shower.

I usually do like Lola and just feel them for temperature.

Quote:

---

Originally Posted by Hobbermittens

This thread is getting hilarious! I notice that DH's hang a lot lower after he showers, which I know means his showers are too hot! I have been telling him NOT to shower for the past few days, but he is getting ripe, so tonight he's getting a cool, short shower.

I usually do like Lola and just feel them for temperature.

---

So funny, your poor DH will be running past you with a towel on so you can't inspect him on the way out of the shower!!