This x 1 million.
I have a cousin who can't stop comparing and gloating over every little thing her daughter does. I seriously just want to say, "you win, lady. Your girl is clearly going to grow up to be prime minister while my son will be a trash collector because she was potty trained first".
Makes me want to avoid her until our kids are done all their milestones, but then it will probably be grades in school or something. :-P