April 2WW

lassie...as I just said over in the hell forum...oh sorry...TTC a boy forum...

I must be having a hormonal moment because I want to pack my bags and move to the TTC a Girl forum.....I have the overwhelming urge to go on a diet and drink my body weight in diet coke!!! Why can't I be swaying for a girl? It's not fair....I hate meat and love diet coke and carbs and that feeling you get when on a diet....I miss being hungry!!!! I feel fat and disgusting...I fantasise about dieting!! I am sick of V8 and I am finally over swallowing enough sups a day to 'vitaminize' a small asian country! I hate temping....I'm tired....woke up this morning an hour after my temp alarm with a thermometer sticking out of my vagina because I fell asleep after I put it in....Lucky it records the temp for the next time you turn it on!!

I work next to the local hospital and there is just a small ramp across to the maternity floor....maybe I could steal a boy baby in my lunch break and not have to bother swaying...at least I would get to pick a cute one and it would definitely have a penis!!

***whinge over***

aww PoP! despite how funny your message was i feel for you!!

I've only been on the boy diet for 2 months so far and have decided to do it minus the dairy.. i miss cheese soo much!!

Being vegetarian, i'm not having the red meat so am a little concerned about what that will be doing to my sway as there are so few things that are allowed but also contain protien!.. I guess it will have to be a 'best effort' type attempt :)

CD 6 today...........................waiting waiting....

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Originally Posted by Princess of Pink

I'm tired....woke up this morning an hour after my temp alarm with a thermometer sticking out of my vagina because I fell asleep after I put it in....

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Oh god, I'm still :rofl: literally! That's the funniest thing I have heard all day - I needed that chick so thanks!

Seriously though I get how you feel, I feel much the same at times, with the opposite IYKWIM. I just want to eat a massive portion of hot chips with a bucket load of chicken salt on it!! I want to wake up and have BIG breakfast with eggs, toast! And pancakes cream and jam. I want to drink 6 cups of hot chocolate a day. I hate looking like an anorexic - I have always been skinny, but am looking sickly now (ok slight exaggeration, but I HATE the sight of myself)

But just keep your eyes on the end dream and that will help you see past the frustration. I find when I'm super fed up it helps to look at some pink baby clothes, little pink booties, anything like that, and I find that helps somewhat to see past the annoyance with the sway and makes me think " yes it is worth it" ....

We should have a "swap" section on this forum LOL. Boy for girl and visa versa :rofl: gender dream without the sway! Tell ya what - I'll make you a boy if you make me a girl !

Isn't it bad Billy!! I know why I have girls now because I totally HATE boy swaying with a passion. It doesn't feel like me, it feels like I have been possessed with some vitamin guzzling, meat eating freak who loves the V8, while I sit inside my head screaming "Noooooooooo". The girls at work are so very helpful :sigh: I bought a diet coke today and sat it on my desk while I went to the toilet....to check my cervix position, texture and openness (because all normal people do this at work)....only to return to see it was missing....and my evil arch nemesis (the V8) in it's place!! I told them I hate them and we can no longer be friends!!

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Originally Posted by Lassie1982

We should have a "swap" section on this forum LOL. Boy for girl and visa versa :rofl: gender dream without the sway! Tell ya what - I'll make you a boy if you make me a girl !

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Atomic...NBP.....I WANT THIS!! Like TradeMe...Evilbay.....Craigslist for boy/girl producing freaks like me to trade kids.

I'd like a caucasian male infant with hark hair and blue eyes.

One fair haired, brown eyed girl with olive complexion for trade...

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Originally Posted by Princess of Pink

I will send you one dloui....but by the time it got there you would be late for AF and already know you are up the duff lol

I believe it is unfair to your fellow boy swayers to deny us the pleasure of knowing that you are pregnant, and I believe that the stress of not knowing is going to mess up my attempt rendering me infertile this month!! So technically you owe it to me to take the bl00dy test so I can get pregnant this month too!! How's that for a guilt trip :rofl:

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YOU ARE CRAZY!! But I love your style, I think we are related some how
Well since your like a monkey that won't get off my back I will test TOMORROW, but when I inform you that it is a BFN, then I get to say I was right and you were wrong, deal?

OMG it's 11:07pm here....so you will test in 53mins? Technically thats tomorrow!!!

Nice try:) I will be testing in 22hrs

OMG...I have to be infertile for a further 22hrs??? You better hope I don't ovulate tonight or my April BFN is on your shoulders Miss!!!

Lol you're crazy girl:)