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[atomic sagebrush]

Just out of curiosity...is your friend a girl mom?

I actually have witnessed TWO people eat HP's this way and one was a girl mom, the other is a very dedicated unmarried, uninterested in men type of gal. (not a lesbian, just not interested)

I on the other hand, have been known to wipe out 2 hot pockets and go back for some tots and maybe dessert.

[atomic sagebrush]

Hot pockets? I had to google this as I never seen or heard of hot pockets!

Yes I had wondered about that, so many American comedians make jokes about them I thought surely they are universal.

In British - they are like a frozen version of a "pastie" only instead of putting in meat and potatoes, they put things like pizza toppings into them.

In America, a "pastie" is something else entirely LOL but in Britain it's a kind of Hot-Pockety thing.

[Boom]

Like a steak bake? Or a savoury pop tart?

[atomic sagebrush]

Yes, kind of like a pop tart but with more filling.